To all you cats that missed this, or to those of you who are noob's, and did not have the chance to read it yet, the following is a guest post that I did for Mynxy on Dribble.....
I would like to start off by thanking the lovely Mynx, for allowing me with the opportunity to further spread my toxicities to an audience that, in all likelihood, would have not bothered. It may very well be my first and last guest post, so I will do my very best to shat it all out in the here and now.
O’er the past ten month’s, Blogger has been a type of “feces removal service” if you will, that provides for me, a place to spew my ramblings to whomever happens by, and for that, I am grateful. I must apologize to those of you that had no intention of ever coming into contact with someone like me, but found themselves caught in the crossing of my streams, and have yet, to find a means of escape.
On The Hobbit, I have this thing that I do on occasion. I call it “Wushi Finger Wednesday.” On said day, I verbally apply the Wushi Finger, made popular by Kung Fu Panda Po, to some deserving toolbag, which has exhibited publically, his or her, douche canoe-ery. Today, I would like to do just that.
Enter Russia, The Ukraine and South Korea. Collectively, these three countries have decided to drop the “Captain America” from the “Captain America: The First Avenger” movie title, with hopes of deterring any “anti-America sentiment.” Never mind the fact that his costume sports stripes and stars, or the fact that he is indeed, an American or, what I find most disturbing, his archenemy “The Red Skull” is an ex member of the Schutzstaffel, which, as it turns out, was a branch of secret police in Nazi Germany that was formed to protect Hitler and later, operate concentration camps throughout Germany. The title will be shortened to “The First Avenger.” I.M.O., this is a crock pot o’ poop. He is frigging CAPTAIN AMERICA. If it is that big of a deal, ban the movie from your country. So, you offend comic book reading geeks that hold no ill will toward the U.S. Big deal. Just bitch slap them and send them to North Korea. But, please, for the love of everything sacred, do not change the name of the movie, solely because you hate America. Be original. Hating Americans is “like, so in” these days. Separate yourself from the pack, YOU DRONES.
I could go on and on, verbally donkey punching idiots in our world but I digress. I have a blog of my own to run, which by the way, I have really, really sucked at doing as of late, but I am currently on my eight day work rotation so, I should have time to add to the mass-uh-cree.